Saturday, 2 April 2016

VIRGIN FOREVER

A very religious old man, 90 years old now, feels that his time in the world will very soon be over. He is also still virgin.
He prepares things for his death one of these days soon .
A few days ago he went to a gravestone man. The old man asked the gravestone man to write on his gravestone " When I was so young, I was virgin. When I was very old and I was still virgin. Now I'm dead and still virgin too"
The following day the gravestone man had difficulty writing the long words on the grave stone as there was not enough space. As instead, he simplified them and wrote on it " I've never known a touch of heaven "

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