THE ITALIAN MAN

‪#‎One‬ day an Italian Man went to a restaurant in
Malta and wanted two pieces of toast, and the
waiter gives him one, and the Italian man says
"I want two piece" The waiter said "go to the
toilet" The Man says "You no understand I want
two piece on my plate" then the waiter says
"You better not piss on the plate you son of a
bitch!" The man says "I did not even know her
and she calls me a Son of a Beach?" Then he
goes to a bigger restaurant and finds himself
with a spoon and a knife but no fork, he says "I
want a fock" the waiter says "Everybody wants
to fuck" and he says "You no understand I want
to fock on the table" and the waiter says "You
better not fuck on the table you son of a bitch!"
Then later he goes to a hotel and in bed he
doesn't have a sheet "Call the manager im telle
him i wanna sheet!" says the Italian man, then
the other guy says "Go to the toliet" and the
Italian man say "You no understand I wanna
sheet in my bed!" and the other guy says you
better not shit in the bed you son of a bitch!"
and the Italian man goes to the check out
corner and the check out says "Peace on you"
and the Italian man says "PISS ON YOU TOO,
YOU SON OF A BEACH! I'M GOING BACK TO
ITALY!"