Friday, 1 April 2016

AMERICAN IDIOTS

# A group of five tourists from America were having a holiday in Arab Saudi.in the afternoon they were taking sight seeing while getting themselves souvenirs they'd bring home. But they had to return to the hotel at 5 : 30 pm. Meanwhile one of them named jason chose to split from his friends in the group and would be back to them by 5 : 30 pm.
The sun so much seemed to go down as.a sign that twilight was about to come. He forgot wearing a watch so that he didn't know for sure what time it was. Then he asked an Arabian man who was bathing his male camel. Jason asked him " Excuse me , Sir , do you speak English ? " " Oh, sure I do. Anything I can help ? " the man replied friendly. Hearing this Jason was happy and said " Oh, yes thank you ! Could you possibly tell me what time it is now ? Because I forget wearing my watch ". The Arabian man then was shaking his camel's dick and say " Now it is 5 : 10" . " Oh, thanks , Sir ! " , Jason replied but couldn't help wondering how come he knew the time just by shaking the camel's dick. He believed him to have magical power
When he was back to his friends he told them about this but they didn't believe . To prove this , Jason asked them to go with him to see the man. And soon they went to him.
The Arabian man was still bathing his camel. And Jason said to him " Sir, could you tell me again what time it is now ?. " Oh , sure ". While shaking again his camel's dick he said " Now it is 5 : 20 pm ". Seeing this , all his fiends were surprised that it was exactly what their watches said. Wondering Jason asked the man " " Sir, how can you know the time just by shaking the camel's dick ? ". The man said " Do you want to know how? " . Jason said " Yes, I and friends are curious to know how ". And then the man said " Now all of you squat behind me ! ".
As they were all squatting behind him, he said " Pay good attention ! You know , this dick is in the way of my sight and now I'm moving it aside. Let's see, across the street over there ,there is a clock shop and now you know what time it is now "

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