A COWBOY

# A cow boy was riding on his horse. On his way home he saw a snake. He abruptly stoped and then got off his horse. He intended to kill the snake. Knowing this ,the snake begged him not to shoot itself. " Please, don't shoot me ! I'm a magical snake " , the snake said. " Oh, are you ? " , the cowboy replied. " Yes, I am. If you don't shoot me I will make 3 of your wishes come true", the snake said. " Well then , I won't shoot you but I'll come back to find and kill you if you lie" . The snake said " You'll have my word , Sir ". " Ok, I trust you. I have 3 wishes that I want to come true. First, I want to be the richest man in America. Second, I want to be the most handsome man in America. And the last thing, I want you to make my sex organ as big as this horse's sex organ ". " Ok " , the snake said.

No sooner had the cowboy arrived home than he looked himself in the mirror. He was so surprised to see his face turn into a very handsome face. Sure he was very happy. And next,he slowly put off his pants . Suddenly how shocked he was then screamed out loud to see what happened. You see, he forgot that the horse he had rode was a female horse or a mare. Poor him, he cried out loud everyday.