POOR PEOPLE

Those who don't have good cloths, don't eat good food, don't live in proper houses or have little money are often described as poor people.

The brand as poor people should be more addressed at those who lose their sense of loving others , caring about others, or at those who lose their emphathy.

When I say this ,I mean to remind myself to always learn what life is all about. Seems to me that it is all about our loving and caring about each other with what we have , though it is not supposed to be money to give to show our love and care. It is all about the fact that we are not alone so that everyone should let each other survive, should let each other be happy and feel peace as it is indeed what each soul wishes for , no matter where we are from, no matter what we believe in , no matter what color we are
and so on

" Have a great day "

JESICA'S COFFEE

Our eyes have been filled with the news of a murder case lately here in indonesia, which is full of doubts who on earth the real murderer is.

The story tells that one evening three girls , Jessica, Mirna and Hani,were at a cafe. They ordered some drinks. One of them, named Mirna, ordered ice coffee, it is called Vietnam ice coffee. When she drank it, she felt that it tasted so strange that she asked one of her friends named Hani to taste it. Hani also felt something strange. Not long after that Mirna turned pale and she asked Jessica to bring her plain water. Jessica soon went to get plain water. While she was on the way of getting plain water, Mirna had already been dead with a kind of foam coming out of her mouth.

No sooner had she been dead, Mirna was sent to a hospital. A forensic doctor found out that Cyanide was poured into the coffee that Mirna drank. It was said that it was a very deadly poison. Strangely Hani who also tasted it was just fine. She was not dead.
Finally the police had to arrest Jessica as she was accused of pouring cyanide into the coffee Mirna drank.
This news really draws our attention as it is believed that Cyanide is not so easy to get. And it is usually used by intelligent agency for an assassination , the target of which is usually a very important person.
Pro and contra happen after Jessica has been believed to be the murderer and arrested. This case is very sceptical, full of puzzles and mystery

A NICE PRAYER

# Unexpectedly a very religious man can see a woman undoing her cloth. Soon he prays " Oh, God , please, help me close my eyes !". And a few minutes later when he opens his eyes, he can see the woman all naked. Then he prays" Oh, God , please, close your eyes ! "

THREE PRESIDENTS

God asked the presidents of America , japan and Indonesia to come to meet Him. Soon they three came to meet Him

To the three presidents God said that doomsday would happen in three days time and asked them to deliver this message to their people.

Hearing this , they each was so sad and bewildered by how to tell their people about the message

Live on TV in America , the president said " I have met God. And I'm so sorry to tell you all that He asked me to deliver His message that doomsday will happen in 3 days time". Soon after he had delivered his speech , people in America were in serious panic.
This also happened in Japan after the president of Japan had delivered his speech , live on TV in Japan. People were in panic. Many had chosen to kill themselves before doomsday happened
The interesting thing was how the president of indonesia delivered God's message to their people. He , live on TV , said while smiling " Good evening to all indonesian people from Sabang to Merauke ! I have good news for you all. I have already met up with God. He would like me to deliver His message, which is good news, that He guaranteed that in three days time , here, in this country, there will no longer be famine, no poverty , no more corruption, no little children working on streets, no more beggars that we will see, also no more policmen, judges , or those with authorities will ask for bribes or extort money from people. All will come to the end. All will definetely be over ". Hearing this people were so excited and they all went out down to the street to celebrate it.

BLONTANG & SOKRAN

One day he saw a crazy man named Sokran passing him by. At that time Sokran was having a kind of sickle with him. He said to Sokran " Hey . Sokran , You're Ugly and crazy". Hearing this of course Sokran was really mad. He then walked towards Blontang. Knowing this Blontang soon ran. And Sokran chased after him until he caught him.

Blontang was caught because he found no way to run. There was a wall that was in his way.

When he was caught his face turned into pale, which showed how scared he was and he said to Sokran " Please, don't kill me ! Please, forgive me ".
Sokran said " No forgive for you ! Now, let's swap ! You become a crazy man. and then I will run and you chase after me "

HELL VERSUS A POOR MAN

one day, there was a poor man which is the poorest man in his village. he lived in a cozy and there was no pleasant thing inside.

he almost killed himself for many times than just left a life without happiness. he often climbed a tree and roof and wanted to jumping. but he couldn't.

he was an idiot. then he decided to went to the hell. and wanted to get some of gains. arriving there, he sought a place, and what happened, he screamed and said: 'hey, evils, devils, come here. I am selling much of the stone ice. I am sure. you are feeling hot'

BRAIN CANCER

A man suffers from brain cancer. So , he decides to buy a brain at a black market to be transplanted in him.

When he is at the black market, he soon meets the brain seller. The brain sellers says " We have various brains from some countries. Of course they are sold at different prices. This one is the brain of the member of Japanese prliament. It is sold at a million dollars. And next this one is the brain of the member of America parliament. It is at the same price as that of japanese paliament member. The most expensive one is the brain of the member of indonesia parliament. It damn costs you fortune. I'm telling you , it costs you 50 million dollars. That's such a crazy price that I don't think you'll take it "

The man can't help wondering why the brain of the member of Indonesia parliament is so very high. So he askes the seller " Why does the brain of the member of indonesia Parliament cost so high? ". The seller smiles and says " Listen ! , why the brain of the member of indonesia prliament is so expensive is because it is still sealed. It has never been used before. "

HE SAID THAT YOU WILL DIE SOON

A woman took her husband to a doctor because he was sick. After the doctor had examined him and given him vaccination, he asked them to wait in the waiting room

Ten minutes later the doctor called her and asked her in. He said that her husband was seriously ill. So , he advised that she should always give him good food, she shouldn't tell him about her problem ,which would make him so much worse.

And next when they were on the way home, her husband asked her " What did the doctor say to you? ". " He said that you will die soon " , she replied #

REST IN PEACE

# A friend of mine texted me in English to say sorry that it's been a while since he texted me. He said that his phone didn't work at all so that he was unable to contact anybody till he bought a new one. However , the way he said that his phone couldn't work at all sounds funny to me. He said " My old phone rests in peace "

THE ITALIAN MAN

‪#‎One‬ day an Italian Man went to a restaurant in
Malta and wanted two pieces of toast, and the
waiter gives him one, and the Italian man says
"I want two piece" The waiter said "go to the
toilet" The Man says "You no understand I want
two piece on my plate" then the waiter says
"You better not piss on the plate you son of a
bitch!" The man says "I did not even know her
and she calls me a Son of a Beach?" Then he
goes to a bigger restaurant and finds himself
with a spoon and a knife but no fork, he says "I
want a fock" the waiter says "Everybody wants
to fuck" and he says "You no understand I want
to fock on the table" and the waiter says "You
better not fuck on the table you son of a bitch!"
Then later he goes to a hotel and in bed he
doesn't have a sheet "Call the manager im telle
him i wanna sheet!" says the Italian man, then
the other guy says "Go to the toliet" and the
Italian man say "You no understand I wanna
sheet in my bed!" and the other guy says you
better not shit in the bed you son of a bitch!"
and the Italian man goes to the check out
corner and the check out says "Peace on you"
and the Italian man says "PISS ON YOU TOO,
YOU SON OF A BEACH! I'M GOING BACK TO
ITALY!"

STUPID CONVERSATITON

Woman : Before you married me, many men had got down on one knee before me. Each wanted me to be their wife but none I accepted because it was only that was in my heart. It was only you that I loved

Man : Oh , thank you ! I have never told you that before I married you I had proposed many women to be my wife but each refused my proposal. It was only you that accepted my proposal

# Mom : Blontang, come here !
Blontang : Yes, Mom , I'm coming. What would you like me to do , Mom ?
Mom : Bring the washed cloths outside and dry them on the drying line !

Blontang : But Mom, it is raining outside now !
Mom : Blontang, Blontang , what an idiot ! Use that umbrella and go !

A BOMBER

A friend sent me some pics of the terrorists that bombarded themselves via whatsapp. He said he got the pics from his friend who's a journalist. They were so terribly ruined that they can't get out of my mind now. He said the pics will not ever be published as they look so horrible. I took deep breath when I saw them and soon deleted them . I know they hurt people, but then this also occured to me that they were also victims, the victims of brainwash that brought them to fanatism, that what they have already done is something precious in the sight of God.

Nowadays some groups of people seem to want to be number one and claim themselves the best before God and al the time look at others and say " You're wrong " without making sure if their point fingers are already clean. That's not enough yet , and then they hate them and hurt them. And they keep on seaching for young people to be recruited to be brainwashed. And next the young people whose souls are already ill, are made into killing robots. They are also victims. Their mothers and fathers of course don't want them to be like this. Their heats are also aching. Indeed a brainwash is really cruel. When it grows in you , you never realise that it does.

THE HELL OR THE HEAVEN ?

A Chinese old man died. His spirit flew away to another world.

There an anglel was waiting for the man. The angel greeted him " Welcome , Sir. Now you are in another world ". The Chinese man smiled and said " Thank you so much".

The angel then said " Where would you prefer to go to , Hell or Heaven ?". Having the question , the Chinese man needed sometime to think before choosing which place he would go to. But then he asked the angel " Which place has more people , Hell or Heaven ? ". The angel answered " There are so many people are in hell as opposed to in Heaven. They are those who have done what God forbade them to do, like being corrupt, commiting adultery , killing others and so on ". And next the Chinese man said " if so, I'd rather go to hell. I have an idea of building a retail shop there "

THE ELEPHANT DEAD

The head of a zoo had a report that one of the elephants was dead. Soon he went to the stall to check this.

Yes, he noticed one big elephant dead. And he also saw a man crying beside the dead elephant. He then walked to the man that he thought was the one who took care of the elephants in the zoo. While holding the man's shoulder , he said " I know how sad you feel to see the elephant dead as you everyday take care of it. As the head of this zoo, I also feel so very sad. Now tell me what I'm supposed to do to make you happy again ". The man was still crying and crying, no words came out of his mouth , but tears were rolling down on his face. This really showed how sad he was. But then in a few minutes later the man started to speak. He said " Thanks for your sympathy , Sir. Actually I'm not the one who takes care of the elephants in this zoo. But I just got a job to burry this dead elephant "

A CRAZY LOVE

A man has been alone for a long time till he is in a relationship with a pretty woman. How happy he is now ! And he always wants to make his woman happy. His words when he texts her are so very sweet. Well , when love is right , cat shit tastes like chocolate

One night he texted her " Hello , sweet heart, whenever you are asleep, send your dreams to me ! Wheneve you're happy , send your cheers to me ! And whenever you're sad and cry your tears, send your tears to me ! I so love you ! ".

A few minutes later his woman texted him back " Oh , you're so sweet , honey. Now I'm in the toilet. What am I supposed to send to you ? "

THE SUN OR THE STAR

# A bar was about to close that night. So, two men who were really drunk had to leave.

Now they were outside. One of them was looking up at the sky and said to the other " Look, the Sun is shining at night ! ". The other man said " Oh, you're really drunk, my friend ! No , it is not the Sun, it is the star ". So then they argued , one insisted saying it was the sun, the other insisted saying it was the star till another man passed them by and they then asked him to make sure if it was the sun or the star. They asked the man " Could you tell us what is in the sky ? Is it the sun or the star ? " And then the man said " I don't know because I don't live here. I'm not one of the local people, best ask the local people ! "

SIMILAR BUT DIFFERENT

Agnes and Rihanna are my favorite singers because they have so much in common. First, they have sharp noses, beautiful faces and physical appearances. Second, their physical appearances are similar and they also have similar character And next they both are very hard workers. Third, Agnes’s hobbies are also Rihanna's ,like singing and dancing. Even though they both also have a lot in common,they also have differences. first, Rihanna has brown skin while Agnes has white skin , Agnes has short hair, Rihanna has long hair and Agnes is not tall but Rihanna is. Rihanna is not sensitive on the other hand Agnes is.but she can control it. Next, Agnes likes to play badminton and Rihanna loves to swim. In short , both Agnes and Rihana have great similarities and differences

VIRGIN FOREVER

A very religious old man, 90 years old now, feels that his time in the world will very soon be over. He is also still virgin.

He prepares things for his death one of these days soon .

A few days ago he went to a gravestone man. The old man asked the gravestone man to write on his gravestone " When I was so young, I was virgin. When I was very old and I was still virgin. Now I'm dead and still virgin too"

The following day the gravestone man had difficulty writing the long words on the grave stone as there was not enough space. As instead, he simplified them and wrote on it " I've never known a touch of heaven "

MADE IN JAPAN

On the way to the airport a car overtakes, the tourist says " Ah, Toyota, made in Japan ! Very fast ! " . Not long after that another car overtakes, the tourist says " Ah, Nissan ! Made in Japan ! Very fast !" . Again not long after that another overtakes , the tourist says " Ah, Mitsubishi, wonderful ! Made in Japan ! Really fast ".

And soon they are already at the airport. And then the taxi driver says " 100 dollars , please ! ". The tourist shockingly says" What ? are you going to rip me off ? Mmmmm, indonesia , indonesia , no good , no good ! ". And next the taxi driver says " No, I'm not going to rip you off. You know, the fare meter is also made in Japan "

JUST SUGGESTION

# A pilot is carrying 30 insane men. They are moved to another asylum. In the plane , all the insane men are feeling so happy, they are all jumping up and down with excitement except one is on his seat, stays quiet. The plane is shaking. The pilot is in panic then he says to the man who is quiet " Tell your friends not to jump up and down !".

So now the plane is flying normally, no longer shaking. The pilot asks to the man " How did you get them to stop jumping up and down ?" The man said " I didn't ask them to stop. I just said that the plane was shaking because they were jumping up and down. So then I just suggested that they jump outside and they agreed "

I AM A TABLE LAMP

Bunali is walking to a table and then is sitting on the table while saying to Paimo " I'm a table lamp".

Next Paimo walks to see the doctor and tells him about this and says " Doctor , Bunali is sitting on a table while saying " I'm a table lamp". Hearing this, the doctor is happy and thinks that Paimo is already sane because sitting on a table is impolite. Then the doctor says to Paimo " Why didn't you ask him to get down? ". Paimo then says " Are you crazy ? If he gets down , it will be dark, you know ! "

PLAY BOY

A man is dying. Soon he's dead. During his dying minutes he expresses his regrets to his wife who is beside him now.

He says " Darling, I do appologize to you. I wasn't true to you that I was once in love affair with a Anne , your friend ". His wife says " I know, dear, just forget it ".

And then he says again " I was also in love affairs with Julie, your colleague ". His wife says " I also know about that , dear ! Just forget it ! ".

While crying he says one more time " I was also in love afair with your sister, please, forgive me ! ". His wife says " of course, I know about that , honey , now just relax and forget them all so that the poison I put into your tea that you already drank up is working very well "

BLUE RESTAURANT

# Oneday Bunali asked Sanip to push his car that couldn't start. He promised to treat Sanip a lunch at the blue restaurant. It was a restaurant , the door of which was blue.

Sanip then agreed to push his car till it managed to go. And then they both went to the blue reataurant. When they got there , they noticed that the door of the restaurant turned into green. Someone told them that the day before it was painted green. Finally Bunali said to Sanip " Now you see for yourself , the restaurant already turned into green. When it is blue again, I'll contact you "

A DOCTOR FOR ANIMALS

A man is sitting on a bench at a park. Another man is coming and says " Hello, may I sit down here? ". The first man says " of course, please ".

And next they both introduce themselves and are involved in conversation. Along the conversation , the first man says " I really hate my bad habit". The second man asks " What kind of bad habit ?". The first man answers " You know , I'm a doctor. I am always involved in love with my patients, of course I often make love with them ". The second man asks again " But you're already married ?" The firsr man says " No, I'm not married yet" And then second man says " Oh,No worries , that's normal ". The first man says " I don't think it is normal " The second man asks one more time " Why not normal ? " The first man says " Because I'm a doctor for animals "

A SALESMAN

# A salesman of a vacuum cleaner was knocking on the door of a house. And then soon a woman inside the house opened the door. No sooner had she opened it , the salesman spread chicken shit all over the rug. Of course the woman was shocked but just couldn't say any single word to see what was hppening.

And next the salesman said " This vacuum cleaner is a new product but the best of all. Look, only in a few minutes , your rug will be totally clean. If it is not clean , I will eat all the chicken shit ". And then the woman said " Ok, now start eating it because no electricity here "

I DONT KNOW

# A man is claimed to be the richest man in his country , which makes him very prideful. But he is such an idiot.

Although he doesn't even understand the single word of Englih, this didn't discourage him to go abroad and travel all over the world just to find who the richest man in the world is. Of course he asked everyone who the richest man in their country is. He asked them using his own language that nobody understood what it meant. Of course the answer to his question was " I don't know". So; he thought to himself that " I don't know " was the name of the richest man. He couldn't help wondering who the hell " I don't know " was.

One day he heard the sound of ambulance siren. And next, still in his language he asked people around who died. They said " I don't know ". Hearing this he thought " I don't know " already died and he was so happy that he became so much more prideful and told everyone that " I don't know " already died , which means now he feels he is the richest man in the world

TASUKIR IS A RELIGIUS MAN

Bunali is a very rich man. He's a successful businessman.Rukaya is his wife. They've been married with a daughter named Khotim. Of course they love her more than anything because she's their one and only daughter.

Khotim is now 31 years old. She has a boyfriend named Tasukir. They love one another and vowed to live together till death keeps them apart. Tasukir is an absoulutely religious guy. But he is jobless. After all nothing's wrong when love is right. Even cat shit tastes like chocholate when two are in love

Oneday khotim brought Tasukir home to meet her mom and dad. Her mom looked very happy to see her daughter have a boyfriend. She then welcame Tasukir so very warmly. After they knew each other, her mom, Rukaya, took him to to meet her husband , Bunali, who was in his room reading news paper. And next Bunali let him in and the meantime Rukaya was back to the kitchen. And then Bunali had conversation with Tasukir
Bunali : What's your name ?
Tasukir : Mine is Tasukir , Sir !
Bunali : What do you do , Tasukir ?
Tasukir ; I'm jobless
Bunali : Do you love my daughter ?
Tasukir : Very much , Sir. I love her with all that I am. And even I intend to marry her.
Bunali : Mmmm, that sounds good, that's a man. But how will you buy my daughter a wedding ring while you're not working?
Tasukir : I believe God will help me buy her a wedding ring, Sir
Bunali : Ok. And how will you give her food to eat ?
Tasukir : I believe God will help me provide her food so that she will eat everyday
Bunali : How will you buy milk when you have a baby?
Tasukir : God is so good, Sir. He is sure to help me buy milk for my baby
And then when it was time that Tasukir had gone home. His wife asked him " What is your impression on Tasukir, Hun ?" Bunali said " He is jobless. He is extremely religious. When I asked him how he would buy our daughter a wedding ring, he said that God would help him buy her a wedding ring and next when I asked him how he would buy his baby milk , he said that God would help him buy milk for his baby. But this is interesting because he thinks I'm GOD "

A VILLAGER

An old man, who was a villager , was so sad to know that his son was arrested because it was proved that he was a terrorist. He'd been in prison for 2 months.
Oneday he wrote a letter to his son. Here's what he wrote :

" I'm so sad now. You shouldn't of done something stupid. Now see, what good does it do to be a terrorist? Now you're jailed and nobody helps me hoe our field to grow cassava. You see I'm old now. I wish you were here and help me as usual "

A few days later his son received his letter. And next he wrote him back. Here's what he wrote ;
" I'm so sorry, father. But I will always be a terrorist. After I'm free I will do a terror again. Please, don't hoe the field because there I burried so many gernades and guns "
And then he asked a warden for a help to deliver his letter to his father. But then it was sensored .Knowing that he burried gernades and guns in the field, soon the police was sent to the field. They hoe the whole field to find the gernades and guns but they found nothing.
A week later he received another letter from his father saying " Many policemen came to our place last week. They all hoed our our field". What I'm supposed to do now? "
And then he wrote him back saying " That's good , father ! Now you can start growing cassava "

A TOURIST FROM SINGAPORE

# A tourist from Singapore is at a restaurant somewhere in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, He is having some bread for lunch. And then a Malaysian man is passing by and says hello to him while is chewing a gum. The tourist says hi back to him.

The Malaysian man asked " Do you like bread ? ". The tourist said " Of course I do " . While smiling the Malaysian man said " Malaysian people also like bread. But we just eat the inside part of the bread , and we put the rest into a big container.And next it is recycled to be fresh new bread and export it to Singapore ". Hearing this the tourist lose his appetite and then asked him " Do Malaysian people like having sex? " The Malaysian man said " of course we do " And the tourist asked again " Do they use condoms ? ". " Yes , we use condoms", the Malaysian man replied. Again the tourist asked " What do they do with condoms after use ?". The Malaysian man said " Of course we put them into dustbins " . Finally the tourist said " Yes, Singapore people also have sex and use condoms and we put them into dustbins after use but then secretly the government collects the condoms and then processes them into gums and export them to Malaysia "

GOD IS MISSING

# A Sokran is a very very bad boy. He is a trouble maker in his village. Almost every crime that happens in the village is addressed at him.

This really makes his mom very sad. She has already given him religious advices to make him repent but then that would just get her no where . What a bad boy !

Some weeks ago his mom sent him to " Kiai" ( Kiai is the title of religious man in indonesia., a kind of priest) to have religious advices
When he met the kiai. He was given a question he could not answer . " Sokran, answer me ! Where is God ? ",asked the Kiai. Sokran was speechless. " Tell me, where God is ! " , asked the kiai in a high voice. Still Sokran was speechless but looked so pale and so scared. The kiai was so much more annoyed by him not answering his question. So angrily he asked him again in a snarling way " Hey, Sokran , where the hell is God ? ". This really made him so much more scared that he didn't realise that he peed in his pants . He couldn't help it ,he ran out away saying " I don't know ! ".
And next on the way he met his friend , Manap. And Manap asked " Hey, Sokran , why are you running ? What's happening ? ". Sokran answered, " You see, God is missing ! ! !. The Kiai was very angry with me. He thought I stole God "

A COWBOY

# A cow boy was riding on his horse. On his way home he saw a snake. He abruptly stoped and then got off his horse. He intended to kill the snake. Knowing this ,the snake begged him not to shoot itself. " Please, don't shoot me ! I'm a magical snake " , the snake said. " Oh, are you ? " , the cowboy replied. " Yes, I am. If you don't shoot me I will make 3 of your wishes come true", the snake said. " Well then , I won't shoot you but I'll come back to find and kill you if you lie" . The snake said " You'll have my word , Sir ". " Ok, I trust you. I have 3 wishes that I want to come true. First, I want to be the richest man in America. Second, I want to be the most handsome man in America. And the last thing, I want you to make my sex organ as big as this horse's sex organ ". " Ok " , the snake said.

No sooner had the cowboy arrived home than he looked himself in the mirror. He was so surprised to see his face turn into a very handsome face. Sure he was very happy. And next,he slowly put off his pants . Suddenly how shocked he was then screamed out loud to see what happened. You see, he forgot that the horse he had rode was a female horse or a mare. Poor him, he cried out loud everyday.

GOD & ANGEL

# God was smiling. He looked very happy. And then an angel was curious to know what made Him happy. " You look very happy. What has made you happy? " , the angel asked. And then God answered" You see, I have just finished making a new planet named the earth. It is the best planet I have ever made. Look, the color of planet is blue. I put water , plants , living creatures , clouds and many other things to make it very beautiful".

And then the angel was amazed at the beauty of the planet. " Oh, it's so wonderful " , the angel said.

Next God showed the angel the continents on the planet like those of Europe, America , Africa, Asia and Australia. He said " I made a balance for this planet so that every country all over the planet has both plus and minus. For example, most of the European countries are rich countries but it has freezing weather, which is the minus, African countries have wonderful faunas but most of the countries are poor,Australia is as rich as it is very cold too."
And next the angel pointed out an archipelago " What is the name of the archipelago ? " And God said " Oh , it is indonesia. It is the paradise on this planet. There are various mines like gold mine, coral mine and oil mine and others. The land is so fertile that various plants grow well, which give it a very beautiful Panorama. The people are friendly. Well, nothing compares to it. Anyway as I was saying, it is a paradise on the earth". And then the angel asked him " So, what is the minus of the country , Indonesia? " Smilingly God said " Just wait and see till I put idiots in the parliament and the government "

WIFI IS NOT WIFE

# An expatriate from Australia who's been living in Bali for years and married to a Balinese woman , received SMS from his neighbor. The text was in bad grammar, yet well understood

" Dear Sir, I sorry because I have been using your wife for days, night and day when you not at home. I use more than you use. Now I feeling so much guilt. Please, accept my sincere appology ! "

Soon after reading it, he was really red with anger and thought his wife was not a good wife. So, he divorced her

Some days after the divorce the neighbor texted him back and said " I sorry , Sir , I make a wrong spell in my sms a week ago , I meant to say " WIFI " not " WIFE "

A JOKE BOMB

Never make a joke which mentions the word " Bomb" when you're at the airport !

Yesterday, a man, who would fly from Kupang to Jakarta had to be under arrest because he said to his friend " Why are you putting things like junks inside your bag ? You're not supposed to or you'll be suspected to put a bomb in it ".

A stewardess who heard him say that way soon reported this to the Airport security. So, soon the police arrested the man to be interogated and all the area of the airport as well as the plane were sterilized. Of course the flight was delayed for some hours till they made sure that things were safe

DEAR GOD

# A little boy lived with his mom. His father, who was the breadwinner,had passed away some years before. Ever since his father died his mom had supported themselves in order to survive.

One day his mom was sick. At that time she was short of cash so that she could not afford medicine to take to get better. Seeing this, the boy was as sad as he got confused by what he was supposed to do. But all he knew was that God is so good. So , he had an idea to write a letter to God. Here's what he wrote :

" Dear God,
I believe you are so good. Now , please, help me, God ! I need money to buy mom medicine and also some food for her. All costs Rp 60,000,-"
And next he went to the post office to post the letter and soon after that he returned home .
The postman who saw the letter got confused by where he was supposed to deliver it. So, he decided to deliver it to the police office and the letter was received by a police officer.
The police officer felt really sorry after he read the letter. And then he enclosed some notes into an envelope to give to the boy . But it was Rp 55,000,- , not Rp 60,000 as was requested by the boy to God. And then he asked his man, who was of cource a policeman as well to deliver the envelope to the boy. Soon, the man went to the boy to deliver it.
How happy the boy was when he got the envelope that he thought it was from God. And next he wrote back to God. Here's what he wrote :
" Dear God ,
Thank you very much for your help, God. But next time when you send me money again , please. Don't ask a policeman to deliver it because it is like a policeman to shortchange somebody "

A COMMON QUESTION

# A very rich man was standing by the road to catch a bus. Soon a bus was coming and he got in. And he took a seat where there had been a young man there on the seat. So, he took his seat right next to the young man. On the bus they both didn't talk each other for sometime. But then the young man started saying hello to him and he said back " hi". Wanting to get him into conversation , the young man asked him a simple question " Excuse me, Sir , what is the time now ?". Surprisingly , the rich man said " No, I won't let you know what time it is ". Of course the young man wondered " But why , Sir ". The rich man answered " Because if I told you what time it is , you would for sure ask me more questions like where I live, what I do for living and so on. And then you'd get off where I got off and follow me home. And there at home you'd meet my wife and then she would ask you " Who are you ? " And you'd say that you're my new friend. And my wife'd welcome you and you'd stay at our house. And next you'd meet my daughter who's drop dead gorgeous and you'd love her and she may love you back. But then I would not agree if you should propose her. You know why? Because I would not let her marry a man who doesn't even have a watch"

EVEN GOD WAS CRYING

# Three guys who was each the leader of each of their countries, Mr Fidel Ramos , who was the President of Philiphine , Mr Hun sen , who was the prime minister of Kamboja and Mr Soeharto , who was the president of indonesia , all of whom are already dead , were coming before God to ask Him about their people.

Mr Fidel Ramos asked God " God , when will Philipine people live prosporeus life ? ". God said " in 30 years time ". Hearing this Mr Fidel Ramos felt sad and soon leaving while crying

And next Mr Hunsen asked Him about the same thing referring to Kamboja people " God , when will Kamboja people be happy and have better livings? " . God said " in 50 years time". Hearing this Mr Hunsen felt so much crippled inside. He then left while crying
And now it was Mr Soeharto's turn to ask God " God , when will indonesian people feel prosperous life so that children will get better education , people who are sick are no longer worried about medical expenses when they have to go to the hospital or so that no more little children go to street to earn money for foods ? " Hearing this question , God was speechless , but then leaving while crying

CHRISTMAS GIFT

# A mom who lived alone went to see her son who is now so wealthy. She went there to his place to borrow money from him because she wanted to buy something for herself to celebrate the Christmas day the next week

When she got there, she knocked the door and her son opened it and let her in. He said " How are you , Mom ? ". " All's good and hope you're good too", she replied. And then he asked her to sit down in the livingroom and they both had conversation. After having small talk , she told him that she came here to borrow money from him. She said " I am coming to you because I need money. I want to borrow money from you and I will give it back a week after Christmas. I want you to leand me only Rp 200,000, would you ? ". Hearing this his son just said " I don't either say yes or no. I must talk with my wife about this if she agrees". And then he was walking to his wife who was cooking in the kitchen. But he abruptly stopped his step when he saw a small milk box of his baby on the table on which the price lable showed " Rp 30,000". And then he was trying to figure out " Rp 30,000 " is for one day. So it means for 2 years it would be " Rp 30,000 x 30 x 24 = Rp 21,600,000". And next he compared it to the milk he got from his mom when she breastfed him for 2 years when he was a baby and it was sure to be the best quality milk, which was of course way more expensive than the powder milk in the milk box, if it should have been measured by money . And he got it for free, full of genuine love and so much care. And now she was asking for his favor to lend him only Rp 200,000, which was way too small money as opposed to what she'd given to him. This made him aware that how much he had been wrong so far not to treat his mom the way he should have. He mocked himself and owned up to a mistake to have not given so much care about his mom. No sooner had he realised how bad he'd treated his mom than he stepped back and ran to her , who was in the livingroom , embraced her with rain of tears on his face , full of regret and said " Please , please, Mom, forgive me ! , I haven't been your good son. Please , don't say that you'll borrow money anymore but I will for sure give you whatever you want. You have done everything for me and that's so true , that's love but I treat you as if you were not my mom. Please, please, Mom, please, forgive me ! ". Hearing this his mom was crying too but happy and said " You're alway my lovely son and I always love you and always keep you in my best prayers, night and day. I love you with all my heart and soul ".

The happy part of this story is that they celebrated the Christmas together , full of warmth and smiling faces of everyone and they wished each other " A merry Christmas ! ". Big kisses and hugs were with them.

A COFFEE SHOP

# I was at a coffee shop where I met a man I had never met before. And it is like indonesian people to always have a lil talk when we meet someone. I began greeting him and said " hello". That worked well to begin conversation. At first we talked about simple things till he talked about his problem that someone in their business lied to him. He looked sad as he suffered from big loss. He said he would no longer trust him. Something interesting with what he said and I thought to myself that it was a lesson to make me careful and keep somebody's trust in me. Something he said was " People say a failure is indeed a success which is delayed , which means it may turn into a success in the future after improvement to it. However, could a lie mean the same thing that it is an honesty which is delayed, which means that it may turn into an honesty in the future ? A lie is a lie "

AMERICAN IDIOTS

# A group of five tourists from America were having a holiday in Arab Saudi.in the afternoon they were taking sight seeing while getting themselves souvenirs they'd bring home. But they had to return to the hotel at 5 : 30 pm. Meanwhile one of them named jason chose to split from his friends in the group and would be back to them by 5 : 30 pm.

The sun so much seemed to go down as.a sign that twilight was about to come. He forgot wearing a watch so that he didn't know for sure what time it was. Then he asked an Arabian man who was bathing his male camel. Jason asked him " Excuse me , Sir , do you speak English ? " " Oh, sure I do. Anything I can help ? " the man replied friendly. Hearing this Jason was happy and said " Oh, yes thank you ! Could you possibly tell me what time it is now ? Because I forget wearing my watch ". The Arabian man then was shaking his camel's dick and say " Now it is 5 : 10" . " Oh, thanks , Sir ! " , Jason replied but couldn't help wondering how come he knew the time just by shaking the camel's dick. He believed him to have magical power

When he was back to his friends he told them about this but they didn't believe . To prove this , Jason asked them to go with him to see the man. And soon they went to him.
The Arabian man was still bathing his camel. And Jason said to him " Sir, could you tell me again what time it is now ?. " Oh , sure ". While shaking again his camel's dick he said " Now it is 5 : 20 pm ". Seeing this , all his fiends were surprised that it was exactly what their watches said. Wondering Jason asked the man " " Sir, how can you know the time just by shaking the camel's dick ? ". The man said " Do you want to know how? " . Jason said " Yes, I and friends are curious to know how ". And then the man said " Now all of you squat behind me ! ".
As they were all squatting behind him, he said " Pay good attention ! You know , this dick is in the way of my sight and now I'm moving it aside. Let's see, across the street over there ,there is a clock shop and now you know what time it is now "

VIRGINITY

# Still for many Indonesian men , virginity of a girl is a very important thing as it is judged to make a marriage sacred

Many newly married people abruptly get divorced because the husbands find their wives no longer virgin

Lately there's been a very tragic but strange story about a newly married couple. This happened in Lampung , Sumatera and has been many times exposed on TV.

This story goes like this. Before they got married , they'd had a relationship for a couple of years. They both loved one another. During the relationship they never made love. They both promised to do it at the first night of their marriage so that their marriege would be sacred.
And next, when the wedding day came, they felt blessed with happiness. And of course , the first nite of their marriage was the very important moment they'd been expecting for. But how shocked the husband was to have found his wife not virgin. He was very mad at her and asked " Why betray me , Hun ? And tell me now who did it to you ?". While crying she told him that it never occured to her to betray him and disdain their love but then she told him that by a month before they got married, another young man, who was a public transportation driver, raped her. At that time she took a public transportation to town. She was the only passanger in the car. But then on the way to the town the car suddenly stopped near the forest and the driver forced her to do it with him. She was a woman and alone , who could not protect herself and sure the rape happened.
Hearing the story her husband got so much more furious as he felt the man really ruined his respect. And then he swore before God that he would find and kill him and also cut his dick off and then fry and eat it.
He really walked his talk as on the following day he sought for him and as he found him , he stabbed his neck with his blade, cut his dick off and put it inside his pocket and then he went back home and fried it and finally ate it.

WHEN LOVE IS RIGHT

# Just like a common saying " nothing's wrong when love is right". It was all about how to describe a couple of young lovers who were so much intoxicated by love. But then again no, it was not love in the least I dare say.

The story goes like this , a young man and an innocent young woman were cousins. And they had a relationship.
The woman believed that he loved her so much as to make her days wonderful. She so believed that it was really love she felt inside , that she'd hoped for.
Perhaps it is like women to love with all that they are when they believe that it is love that dwells in their heart
Believing that it was love , she didn't mind at all to do what her man wanted her to do for him when he asked her out with him and then they shared their love over the same roof. They did this many times so that the woman felt a kind of seasick and puke as a sign that she was pregnant.
To see this , the woman demanded that he should marry her. But what happened was the man was not responsible for what he'd done to her as he refused to marry her. Now she found him not a true lover but a man on the prowl ,but yet she insisted that he should marry her or her baby would be born without a father.
Being tired as hell of hearing she insisted he should marry her , he said " Alright, I'm gonna marry you but with one condition , we must do it again". And the woman agreed
One morning on Sunday they went to a mountain by a motorcyle and there was a hut there where they did it. She didn't have any premonition that this time he was up to no good for her as after they had done it , he banged a stone against her head and then cut her head off and mutilated her body and left her.
Two days later he came back to the place and burried the cuts of her body

MOBIL PHONE

Almost all people own mobile phones nowadays. They have their phones with them wherever they go , wherever they are. This of course benefits them a lot in communication. But one thing that is bad as they often tell a lie when they get a call asking about what they are doing , where they are and so on.

A man who was at a coffee shop suddenly got a call from his wife " Hello, hun, where are you now ?, please, be home soon ". And he said " Hey, hun, I'm still on the way to town and buy you some food. I'll be home in the afternoon "

SUMPAH POCONG

"Sumpah pocong " is an indonesian tradition which is referred to a religion. It is simply swering before God that you didn't do something you are accused of or your accusation addressed at someone is not a lie

Sumpah pocong is held when there is no way of proving whether someone is guilty or not. It is held by the guidance of a religious leader who is believed to own magical power. The bodies of those who do this swearing are covered by white cloths. And next the religious leader is guiding them to swear before God.For the one accused of doing something , for example, he is accused of practising voodoo to kill someone or make them seriously ill, is going to swear that he has never had voodoo to hurt someone. And the ones who give the accusation swear before God that their accusation is not a lie. The risk of this swearing is very scary , that's to say , that whoever lies to God will die soon or get nastily cursed.

A LOYALITY

A chicken breeder used to use a dog to watch the chickenrun from a thief to steal the chickens. The dog worked very loyally. He was just given food , which made him worked so well. He worked with all his heart and soul. He was not reluctant to attact anybody who tried to steal the chickens. However, he got an accident and died as he walked along the street , a car hit him .

And next the chicken breeder employed a man to watch the chickenrun. He looked very loyal and this made the chicken breeder happy. For a couple of months he showed he was such a good worker that his boss trusted him so much.

Well, but next, the man didn't appreciate the trust his boss had given to him because he often stole the chickens but said to his boss the chickens died and he had to throw them to a river. The boss at first believed all his words.
But one a night somebody found him stealing the chickens. And soon that someone told the boss about this. This made him very angry.
The next day the boss came to his worker and said " now I know that it is you , someone I trust , that often stole my chickens. Look, I trusted you but not any more now, I gave you what you wanted me to give you, I gave you food , money , wages and anything because I believed you were honest. And look, how regretful I am now to have given my dog just food but he worked for me with all his heart and soul. You , know , I wish I had given him more than just food. He should have deserved more than you. You have really screwed me. I'm so sorry if I should respect my dog more than you and so sorry if I should say he was better than you "

A Crazy Family

# A couple of married people had lived in harmony before things went all wrong. The wife was a kindergarten teacher and the husband worked for a company. They had been married for years with two children.

However there was a time where they got bored with each other , what I mean is , they felt reluctant to sleep together. No more sweet nothings to share with , no more kisses and then some. "No tenderness" was really attacking them both.
One day the husband got a like to sleep with another woman , not with his wife for sure. He asked his colleague if he knew a call girl for him to help him thru the night. His colleague said " Yes, I can arrange it. She's sexy , I often sleep with her".
The call girl was contacted by his colleague. And an appointmen to catch up was made.
And soon he booked a hotel room. The next day he went to the hotel and was waiting for the call girl in his room. Not long after that someone knocked the door. He knew it must have been her, the one he was waiting for. When he opened the door to let her in, how shocked he was as the call girl was his own wife.