STUPID CONVERSATITON

Woman : Before you married me, many men had got down on one knee before me. Each wanted me to be their wife but none I accepted because it was only that was in my heart. It was only you that I loved

Man : Oh , thank you ! I have never told you that before I married you I had proposed many women to be my wife but each refused my proposal. It was only you that accepted my proposal

# Mom : Blontang, come here !
Blontang : Yes, Mom , I'm coming. What would you like me to do , Mom ?
Mom : Bring the washed cloths outside and dry them on the drying line !

Blontang : But Mom, it is raining outside now !
Mom : Blontang, Blontang , what an idiot ! Use that umbrella and go !