Friday, 1 April 2016

A TOURIST FROM SINGAPORE

# A tourist from Singapore is at a restaurant somewhere in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, He is having some bread for lunch. And then a Malaysian man is passing by and says hello to him while is chewing a gum. The tourist says hi back to him.
The Malaysian man asked " Do you like bread ? ". The tourist said " Of course I do " . While smiling the Malaysian man said " Malaysian people also like bread. But we just eat the inside part of the bread , and we put the rest into a big container.And next it is recycled to be fresh new bread and export it to Singapore ". Hearing this the tourist lose his appetite and then asked him " Do Malaysian people like having sex? " The Malaysian man said " of course we do " And the tourist asked again " Do they use condoms ? ". " Yes , we use condoms", the Malaysian man replied. Again the tourist asked " What do they do with condoms after use ?". The Malaysian man said " Of course we put them into dustbins " . Finally the tourist said " Yes, Singapore people also have sex and use condoms and we put them into dustbins after use but then secretly the government collects the condoms and then processes them into gums and export them to Malaysia "

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