# POOR YOU !!! #

# POOR YOU !!! # # Tajab is an indonesian man.He is 35 and still single.His Father,Mr Tamari, is a doctor.He is a great doctor.He speaks good English but Tajab doesn't ,he doesn't even know a single word of English except " YES" and " NO".Oh ,that sounds terrible. Mr.Tamari and his wife ,Mrs.Jaenab think that Tajab should marry soon as he is already 35 because they are unhappy when people mock Tajab for being still single and call him "The old boy".They are really ticked off to hear that bad name. Meanwhile Tajab is not very good at how to get a woman ,at least just to be his girl friend instead of being his wife. As the story goes,Mr.Tamari has an idea to marry him off to a woman whose father is the Australian Ambassador ,Mr.Ron .Mr.Ron is his regular patient in his clinic ,whose daughter named Caroline is also single.Caroline can only speak English . Again as the story goes,Mr.Ron ,who also wants her daugter to be married agrees with Mr.Tamari's idea and invites Mr.Tamari and family for a dinner. Knowing that Tajab is very happy but also sad as he can only speak " Yes" and "NO".But then his father says to him " Hey ,Son,just keep your cool ,everything will be ok !.Just say" YES " when you speak with them !" .He then says " Ok then ,Papa" Now it is time for a dinner and everybody seems so happy.The two couples of the parents is are sitting apart from where Tajab and Caroline are sitting.Indeed they let them both know each other,heart to heart so that seeds of love will grow next Now they are all enjoying the food.Tajab is a bit nervous.How to say this or that.Before him is a table on which delicious food and fruits are available.Now he is enjoying his food. Caroline knows that Tajab likes the food.She then offers him more food and says " Would you like some more ?" He smiles and says " OH, YES ! ".He is eating again and he then eats it up.Caroline is happy to see this and offers him again " Would you like some more?".And he says friendly " OH,YES !".This happens over and over again till he runs to his mother and finally says " Mama,BEOL ,aku nggak kuat ni ! mana toiletnya? ".It means he's been so full of food that he feels to have the runs and he can't bear it any more.And now he needs to go to the toilet to drop a kind of bomb