Saturday 2 April 2016

POOR PEOPLE

Those who don't have good cloths, don't eat good food, don't live in proper houses or have little money are often described as poor people.
The brand as poor people should be more addressed at those who lose their sense of loving others , caring about others, or at those who lose their emphathy.
When I say this ,I mean to remind myself to always learn what life is all about. Seems to me that it is all about our loving and caring about each other with what we have , though it is not supposed to be money to give to show our love and care. It is all about the fact that we are not alone so that everyone should let each other survive, should let each other be happy and feel peace as it is indeed what each soul wishes for , no matter where we are from, no matter what we believe in , no matter what color we are
and so on
" Have a great day "

JESICA'S COFFEE

Our eyes have been filled with the news of a murder case lately here in indonesia, which is full of doubts who on earth the real murderer is.
The story tells that one evening three girls , Jessica, Mirna and Hani,were at a cafe. They ordered some drinks. One of them, named Mirna, ordered ice coffee, it is called Vietnam ice coffee. When she drank it, she felt that it tasted so strange that she asked one of her friends named Hani to taste it. Hani also felt something strange. Not long after that Mirna turned pale and she asked Jessica to bring her plain water. Jessica soon went to get plain water. While she was on the way of getting plain water, Mirna had already been dead with a kind of foam coming out of her mouth.
No sooner had she been dead, Mirna was sent to a hospital. A forensic doctor found out that Cyanide was poured into the coffee that Mirna drank. It was said that it was a very deadly poison. Strangely Hani who also tasted it was just fine. She was not dead.
Finally the police had to arrest Jessica as she was accused of pouring cyanide into the coffee Mirna drank.
This news really draws our attention as it is believed that Cyanide is not so easy to get. And it is usually used by intelligent agency for an assassination , the target of which is usually a very important person.
Pro and contra happen after Jessica has been believed to be the murderer and arrested. This case is very sceptical, full of puzzles and mystery

A NICE PRAYER

# Unexpectedly a very religious man can see a woman undoing her cloth. Soon he prays " Oh, God , please, help me close my eyes !". And a few minutes later when he opens his eyes, he can see the woman all naked. Then he prays" Oh, God , please, close your eyes ! "

THREE PRESIDENTS

God asked the presidents of America , japan and Indonesia to come to meet Him. Soon they three came to meet Him
To the three presidents God said that doomsday would happen in three days time and asked them to deliver this message to their people.
Hearing this , they each was so sad and bewildered by how to tell their people about the message
Live on TV in America , the president said " I have met God. And I'm so sorry to tell you all that He asked me to deliver His message that doomsday will happen in 3 days time". Soon after he had delivered his speech , people in America were in serious panic.
This also happened in Japan after the president of Japan had delivered his speech , live on TV in Japan. People were in panic. Many had chosen to kill themselves before doomsday happened
The interesting thing was how the president of indonesia delivered God's message to their people. He , live on TV , said while smiling " Good evening to all indonesian people from Sabang to Merauke ! I have good news for you all. I have already met up with God. He would like me to deliver His message, which is good news, that He guaranteed that in three days time , here, in this country, there will no longer be famine, no poverty , no more corruption, no little children working on streets, no more beggars that we will see, also no more policmen, judges , or those with authorities will ask for bribes or extort money from people. All will come to the end. All will definetely be over ". Hearing this people were so excited and they all went out down to the street to celebrate it.

BLONTANG & SOKRAN

One day he saw a crazy man named Sokran passing him by. At that time Sokran was having a kind of sickle with him. He said to Sokran " Hey . Sokran , You're Ugly and crazy". Hearing this of course Sokran was really mad. He then walked towards Blontang. Knowing this Blontang soon ran. And Sokran chased after him until he caught him.
Blontang was caught because he found no way to run. There was a wall that was in his way.
When he was caught his face turned into pale, which showed how scared he was and he said to Sokran " Please, don't kill me ! Please, forgive me ".
Sokran said " No forgive for you ! Now, let's swap ! You become a crazy man. and then I will run and you chase after me "

HELL VERSUS A POOR MAN

one day, there was a poor man which is the poorest man in his village. he lived in a cozy and there was no pleasant thing inside.
he almost killed himself for many times than just left a life without happiness. he often climbed a tree and roof and wanted to jumping. but he couldn't.
he was an idiot. then he decided to went to the hell. and wanted to get some of gains. arriving there, he sought a place, and what happened, he screamed and said: 'hey, evils, devils, come here. I am selling much of the stone ice. I am sure. you are feeling hot'

BRAIN CANCER

A man suffers from brain cancer. So , he decides to buy a brain at a black market to be transplanted in him.
When he is at the black market, he soon meets the brain seller. The brain sellers says " We have various brains from some countries. Of course they are sold at different prices. This one is the brain of the member of Japanese prliament. It is sold at a million dollars. And next this one is the brain of the member of America parliament. It is at the same price as that of japanese paliament member. The most expensive one is the brain of the member of indonesia parliament. It damn costs you fortune. I'm telling you , it costs you 50 million dollars. That's such a crazy price that I don't think you'll take it "
The man can't help wondering why the brain of the member of Indonesia parliament is so very high. So he askes the seller " Why does the brain of the member of indonesia Parliament cost so high? ". The seller smiles and says " Listen ! , why the brain of the member of indonesia prliament is so expensive is because it is still sealed. It has never been used before. "